Total Medals Earned: 684 (From 131 different games.) Total Medal Score: 11,810 Points
Medals Earned: 5/10 (75/425 points)
Finish level 5
Finish level 14
Finish level 10
Finish level 18
Finish level 21
Finish level 27
Finish level 24
Complete the game
Complete the game with less than 30 deaths
Complete the game with less than 10 deaths
Medals Earned: 1/12 (10/120 points)
Visit Tom on Halloween.
Visit Stamper on Halloween.
Visit MindChamber on Halloween.
Visit JohnnyUtah on Halloween.
Visit Wade on Halloween.
Visit PsychoGoldfish on Halloween.
Visit Liljim on Halloween.
Visit Bob on Halloween.
Visit Mike on Halloween.
Visit Tim on Halloween.
Visit Rob on Halloween.
Visit Luis on Halloween.
Medals Earned: 6/8 (165/315 points)
Boomerang the bat on the first screen.
Complete the easy round.
Finish with under 400 clicks.
Complete the medium round.
Kill the boss.
Complete the hard round.
Finish with under 300 clicks.
Finish with under 200 clicks.
Medals Earned: 6/10 (110/360 points)
Pass level 1
Succumb to the clutches of death
Pass level 6
Pass level 9
Pass levels 1-3
Pass any level other than 7 without getting hurt
Pass level 7 without getting hurt
Pass levels 6-9 with a combined time under 20 minutes
Pass levels 1-5 with a combined time under 20 minutes
Pass all levels with a combined time under 19 minutes
Medals Earned: 7/9 (305/405 points)
Why? Why?
Catch a wild UBERKID.
Some Unicorns just lost their dignity you know.
You're the inspiration.
Those old folks deserve some love and affection.
Win the game!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 3/10 (40/310 points)
Beat Pico's challenge on easy mode.
Beat Darnell's challenge on easy mode.
You can do better than that.....
Beat Pico's challenge on hard mode.
Beat Darnell's challenge on hard mode.
That's more like it!
OMGWTFBBQ
Medals Earned: 4/5 (70/120 points)
Beat the game.
Read all the signs.
Get all the coins.
Kill all the enemies.
Don't take damage.
Medals Earned: 14/20 (215/490 points)
Don't get hit for 30 seconds.
Acquire a score of 100,000 or greater.
Defeat the largest Peon.
Reach level 10
Defeat the largest Grunt.
Defeat the largest Miner.
Defeat the largest Splitter.
Defeat the largest Waver.
Accurately land 50 shots without a single miss.
Destroy 50 mines in a single game.
Defeat the largest Fume.
Defeat the largest Seeker.
Defeat the largest Shield.
Defeat 1000 enemies in a single game.
Don't spend any skill points and reach level 10 or greater.
Reach a kill chain of 1000
Defeat the largest Vessel.
Completely fill your bestiary by defeating 20 of each enemy in the game.
Acquire all Trophies.
100% the game (Acquire a gold star on the main menu for both Trophy and the Bestiary buttons)
Medals Earned: 6/7 (200/300 points)
Recover some strength
Become a full human
Get your legs back
Grow small wings
Become the beast
Restore the fountain's flow
Complete the game in 15 minutes or less
Medals Earned: 10/23 (85/540 points)
Defeat BigFuzzyKitten.
View the game walkthrough.
Hit your first enemy.
Press the jump button to take flight!.
Toggle Halloween Mode on or off.
Defeat Mindchamber.
Defeat Psycho-Goldfish.
Defeat Stamper & Jeff.
Get 80% or more on P-bot's cleanup mini-game.
Best Friends Forever! Beat the game with both Tom and Dan.
Beat the game in Halloween Mode.
View every game-over ending (1 for each wave).
Eat 5 brains in one game.
Beat the game without using bombs.
Send the game's final boss back to the abyss.
Defeat the Kitty Krew without taking any damage.
Beat the game without eating any guts.
Beat the game at least once with all 6 characters.